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November Automotive Horoscopes
Aries: You’ve been stubborn lately, but that’s not always profitable, especially with diag work. You’ve been footloose and fancy-free, doing whatever you want. That has to stop due to financial constraints. Deal with your unresolved monetary issues; the shop’s success may hinge on your fiscal responsibility or lack thereof. The next lunar phase is going to be perfect for getting your financial house in order fully—lay the groundwork now.
Taurus: You gonna commit to this relationship to which you’ve paid lip service or what? Previous issues you’ve seen before crop up again with the shop foreman. Now you’re doubting some things and you’re afraid the walls are going to close in on you at your shop. Relax! If you say your piece, you’re highly likely to put yourself behind the eight ball. Cement that relationship, keep your head down, and give your leader a chance to lead.
Gemini: It’s a beautiful morning, Gemini. Everyone knows you’re an ideals person, refusing to have your wings clipped and doing whatever YOU wanna do in the bay. Have you considered playing as a part of the team, though? You can have lofty expectations and goals and simultaneously move some cars through. It’s easiest to maintain exacting standards when your output is higher than everyone else’s.
Cancer: Look, everyone wants to read something interesting in their horoscope, but you know what? This is gonna be a forgettable month for you. With the exception of a nosy Pisces who can’t mind his business, this will be one of those months that just goes by in a blur that you can’t even remember in five years. That’s OK, though. Quiet times of the year are good for all of us, and you’re no different. Make sure you get your chores finished.
Leo: First, buy a new tool or two and stop blowing money on breakfast and lunch at work. Secondly, stop relying on others—you can’t be happy with a sweetie if you’re not happy without a sweetie, and that goes double if you’ve got an independent partner, like a Capricorn or a Gemini. This will prove to be a lean month: don’t turn your nose up at rotations and oil changes.
Virgo: Yeah, it stinks watching your kids make mistakes you’ve made, but you better hold your tongue. Maybe find out why it bothers you so much. Take a moment to reflect. Expect news of a financial windfall that’s not paid out immediately.
Libra: Good for you for being happy. Remember to give yourself the gift of time. Slow down; money isn’t the only thing sustaining you. That happiness came from balancing your life a bit; keep the momentum going. You’ll witness something deadly soon, perhaps a mistake, but no hair from your head will be harmed.
Scorpio: Tension and strife inbound, Scorpio. Family life and work are both about to be fraught with those who fear your temper, but don’t shy away from that. There’s a Virgo who rattles your cage who needs to be put in his place. Strike first and ask follow-up questions later; time is absolutely of the essence here.
Sagittarius: Last month was tough, but you overcame. Settle in for some R&R—but that’s going to be a struggle; the shop leans on you harder than they should. Expect a stack of RO’s coming for a while—and ignore them once you’ve put in a solid workday. A day away beats a day in the bay. Fishing can’t wait.
Capricorn: Clean out your toolbox literally and figuratively. There’s much in there that you need and can’t find, plenty of detritus, and some things that can’t help you, but would be perfect for the one you mentor. Don’t be thin-skinned, but don’t ignore negative criticism, either. It’s not always easy to hear. Marinate on it a bit. Make that move on the potential lover you’ve been mulling over.
Aquarius: Your love life is gonna get messy, and that’s mostly not your fault. However, this is what it is to be in a relationship. Maybe picking up some extra hours or coming in on a day off is a way to minimize presence and thus friction—and you might find something you’ve been looking for. Complete your winter preparations and celebrate the rising mourning moon.
Pisces: You gotta believe in yourself! Drop the imposter syndrome thing. You have tools and you a brain and two hands. Take care of your mind like you take care of your body. Put good thoughts in that head of yours and watch as the tickets come and go. Watch out for a Sagittarius trying to trip you up. The early full moon this month means you may find yourself ruminating on a loss.
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