Here are some outlandish—and not so outlandish—examples of mechanic and dealership TV commercials.

The most dangerous piece of equipment in a shop is often the most neglected.
Lighten the mood at the next cocktail party you attend.
Resistance is futile.
Stop beating your sockets to death.
Why build what you can buy inexpensively?
A set of tires is expensive. Make it special.
It’s been asked of every new mechanic for more than a century. Does it matter in 2025?
There are many types of punches. There’s a reason for that.
There’s two ways to use tire mounting compound.
I’m a slow learner. Don’t be like me.
They’re real important for two separate reasons.
Putting up freight and pulling orders is more than busywork. It’s tuition.