Marciano’s and Percianccante’s skills and off-roading experience are put to good use here, where a project can absorb from two days to two weeks or more, depending on the customer’s “dream.” When I tell the two men about my own unimpressive Wrangler ownership experience, their smiles tell me they’ve heard this before. Marciano says that a Locked N Loaded treatment can transform both the off-roadability and reliability of a vehicle. “We have customers driving our Jeeps with over 100,000 miles on the odometer, and for hardcore off-road customers, we sell them a much more rugged, capable, and reliable vehicle,” he says. He adds that it’s not unusual for a customer to bring in a new Wrangler for extensive modifications, but “we love transforming ’97 to ’06 Wranglers. They’re simple and stripped-down compared to new versions and are a great starting point for modifications.”
Reinforcing Marciano’s statement, Percianccante tries and fails to explain to me in Jeep-speak how the precisely engineered integration of his Wrangler’s “three-link front suspension, triangulated rear axle pulled from a 2015 Rubicon that’s five inches wider than stock,” etc. results in a Wrangler that can do things that I “have to see to believe.” Detecting that he’s talking to a guy whose only rock crawling experience was when he fell during a hike on the Appalachian Trail, he pivots to simplicity.
“Wanna see what I mean?” he asks.
A few minutes later, I’m standing in Locked N Loaded’s crowded parking lot, smartphone ready to capture photographs of something I’m certain I’ve only seen on YouTube. Marciano and Percianccante are behind the respective steering wheels of their personal off-road-ready Wranglers, slowly rumbling toward me on near-flat knobbies. Marciano parks his ’97 TJ in the driveway, hops out and begins to guide Percianccante and his 2004 TJ in what looks like a Monster Jam maneuver that may not necessarily end well. Slowly but steadily, the young man’s Wrangler climbs on top of Marciano’s right front tire, its front end gradually opening amazingly wide in a crooked grin full of suspension, differential, and steering components. No fuss, no muss. In fact, the only drama during this surreal scene is coming from me as I’m shouting positive but unprintable expressions of my admiration.
Marciano is of course laughing at my reaction. He’s heard this before, too. It’s why there’s a long line of Jeeps and Toyota 4X4s out here waiting their turn at Locked N Loaded—and why I’m rethinking what my next vehicle should be.