Moving along, I readied the drain pan and spied what I thought was your standard 3/8” square drive slot broached into the plugs. I waltzed over to my box, grabbed a 6” extension, and when I inserted it, it was not fitting. No go. Maybe it was 1/4”?
Nope. Way sloppy.
I thought I knew what was going on, so I walked over to my lathe, which is imported, and grabbed the chuck key, an 8mm. I’ve only ever seen metric square stuff on Asian three- and four-jaw lathe chucks, but happily I had a tool on-hand to deal with them thanks to that. I popped it in, and bingo! That was it. I proceeded with the service uneventfully.